So, I bet you don't know what "taco meat" is. Around here, that's what some people call little curly chest-hair showing out the collar of your shirt. So, shaving off your taco meat is shaving your chest. I have yet to meet a really hairy burly vegan man, though I'm sure they exist somewhere.
People think going vegan and shaving your chest hair automatically makes you healthier, but research indicates that it depends on your age, blood type and body type. Also, you can get meats raised in an ethical manner, free-range beef and chicken, they taste better too. See, I love animals a lot, but I love them in all their forms, alive, cooked, and Schrödinger.
BUT, contrary to popular belief, I would never eat a kitten.
-sudden adendum dawns on me-
Me: I am hungary.
Bro: Go czech the fridge.
Me: I'm russian to the kitchen.
Bro: Maybe you'll find some turkey.
Me: Don't want it, it's covered in greece.
Bro: Ew, there's norway you can eat that.
Me: I'm settling for a can of chile.
Bro: Get me a canada chili as well!
Me: If you you really want it, denmark you name on the can.
Bro: Kenya do it for me?
Me: Yemen, sure.
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