Hey, can I have your laptop? It's kinda sunny outside and I left my sombrero in Tikrit.

But seriously, we assume that when we loan somebody something, they'll use it for the intended purpose. Just like we assume that baldness is not caused by invisible, miniature, flying, hair-grazing cows. Really now, what's more likely, baldness, or laptop hats!?

What did the squid say to the aardvark?
"So I heard that there were benefits to being a corporation, want me to inc. you?"

...I'm here all day.