I often wonder about hipsters and their fixed-gear bikes. Can you not afford a real bike? How can you pedal that thing without ripping your super-tight jeans? Your legs are so skinny, how did you just get up that hill?
These and other questions plague me, like what about those TOMS shoes, why are they so expensive? How can hipsters afford to keep buying them, when you have to replace them about every 6 months when they wear out? But, hipster bird is here, to express my inner confusion about things like "Why is that beard going all the way down your neck, good sir?".
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