How can it even...

It can fly, it can kick, it can stare at you sideways while ruminating on what was previously your safari popcorn.
I present you, the Haliaeetus Emufulirillininiusinusicus. The mighty, Emu-Eagle.


Not to be confused with an emo-eagle, which tends not to last longer than 4 months since it can't bring itself to kill a rabbit for food.